A few more excuses why you can't go out on that date

Just in case you need a few more reasons why dating is out for you, at the given moment:

1. I feel a song coming on.
2. I'm trying to be less popular.
3. My bathroom tiles need grouting.
4. I have to bleach my hare.
5. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
6. I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
7. You know how we psychos are.
8. My favorite commercial is on TV.
9. I have to study for a blood test.
10. I'm going to be old someday.

Number 4 might leave them thinking you will be a blonde, the next time they see you. If that is the case, they are less intelligent than you originally thought.